my supergay garage sale

two aliens in love

they're not bald on the inside

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My people, in preparation for our imminent departure for greener (and far more expensive, if memory serves) pastures, I’m holding a virtual garage sale. This will happen by and large on craigslist, where I have flogged many an item and will flog many more. In honor of the oral argument regarding same-sex marriage that is being heard by the Supremes even as I type, I’m putting a wonderful painting of two lovers of indeterminate sex on the auction block. There might be a third lover in there–I’m not sure. Actually, I’m not even sure what species these lovers are. Let’s agree to call the painting “Two Aliens In Love.” I had the canvas custom-framed by an adorable boy who set up shop right in my driveway, and let me tell you, that guy was NOT straight. No, not by any stretch of the imagination. And he did a beautiful job with the frame, which cost me almost as much as the painting. What am I bid?


  1. Reply
    Jana October 6, 2013

    Why do I find it rather eerie that that very same painting is framed and in my bedroom right now? (left by the previous tenants, I should add). I found it a tad sexy at first, but have probably spent many too many an hour trying to disentangle those lovers in my mind in the morning instead of getting out of bed straightaway.

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      Emily January 25, 2014

      Jana, the fact remains that our so-called identical paintings have never been seen in the same place at the same time. So, draw your own conclusions.

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